Sunday, 12 July 2009

• Currently: Diva

  - WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS

  THAT'S NOT... "NORMAL!"

  TODAY I STARTED A DISCUSSION ON "NORMAL" PEOPLE AND HOW ANY PERSON WHO CLAIMS TO BE "NORMAL" OR WHO EVEN MAKES THEIR LIFE LOOK "NORMAL" TO IMPRESS OTHERS ARE HIDING SOMETHING. I AUTOMATICALLY DON'T TRUST THEM AND I AUTOMATICALLY FEEL LIKE THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING... BESIDES DEAD BODIES IN THE ATTIC... I WOULD RATHER RUN OFF WITH CIRCUS FREAKS... AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE SHOCKED WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF TIED UP AND GAGGED RIGHT BEFORE THEY MAKE YOU JOIN THEIR CREEPY CULT. THE "NORMAL" PEOPLE... YOU NEVER SEE IT COMING! IT IS A HUGE SHOCK WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A BODY BAG IN THEIR TRUNK GOING OVER A DIRT ROAD TO YOUR DOOM!
  
  I RANK "NORMAL" PEOPLE RIGHT UP THERE WITH BIG FOOT AND ORGANIZED PEOPLE! I DO NOT BELIEVE IN EITHER OF THEM. NOT SERIOUSLY... BIG FOOT IS A HOAX AND ORGANIZED PEOPLE ARE A MYTH MADE UP BY CORPORATE BOSSES TO SHAME EMPLOYEES INTO CLEANING THE CUBICLE WHERE THEY SPEND 90% OF THEIR LIVES!
  
  EVERYONE IS A LITTLE BIT CRAZY! EVERY ONE! EVEN THOSE PEOPLE WITH PLASTIC PERSONALITIES AND FAKE SMILES. THEY SPEAK TO YOU SO SWEETLY, YOU COULD GET A CAVITY FROM LISTENING AND THEY WEAR THEIR CLOTHES THAT MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE A DEPARTMENT STORE MANNEQUIN AND THEIR WHOLE LIVES MATCH. THEY ARE NOT REAL. THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO HIDE THEIR TRUE SELVES. PUT A COUPLE OF STIFF DRINKS IN THEM, WATCH THE PLASTIC MELT AND THE CRAZY WILL OOZE OUT LIKE SLUDGE FROM A CLOGGED TOILET AT BURGER KING! WHY BOTHER TO HIDE YOUR CRAZY? JUST LET IT ALL HANG OUT AND ENJOY WHAT COMES YOUR WAY FROM BEING YOURSELF. IT IS OKAY THAT YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT CRAZY. IT IS OKAY THAT AUNT MARGE LIKES TO STRIP AT PARTIES, IT IS OKAY THAT UNCLE FRANK TENDS TO TELL DIRTY JOKES AT THE WORST TIMES. THEY MAKE LIFE INTERESTING. WHAT WOULD LIFE BE WITHOUT THE CRAZY? WE WOULD ALL BE LIKE ROBOTS AND DRONES. THAT IS NO KIND OF LIFE, IF YOU ASK ME! I WILL TAKE MY LIFE WITH A SIDE OF CRAZY, THANK YOU!!

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