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Tuesday, 03 November 2009

  • OOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!! / HALLOWEEN WEEKEND

    HOWDY FOLKS! I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MINUTE AND TELL YOU ABOUT MY HALLOWEEN WEEKEND...

    I ENDED UP GOING ON A (SORTA) SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT TRIP TO NORMAN, OK. WITH MY MIL... TO? WELL I AM GLAD YOU ASKED... TO THE GRAND MOTHER-IN-LAW'S!

    THE START OF THE TRIP THERE WAS THROUGH NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE RAIN... BUCKET-LOADS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT... UNTIL WE WERE JUST OUTSIDE OF SHREVEPORT, LA. WHEN IT SEEMED WE WERE AT LAST PAST THE CLOUDS... SO I TOOK ADVANTAGE AND QUICKLY SNAPPED OFF A FEW PHOTOS...

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    WE WENT TO HELP TOE'S GRAMMA WITH A FEW THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE... AMONG THEM... PAINTING (WOOT!) THE SHED...
    BEFORE:
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    WITH A COAT OF PRIMER:
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    WITH THE PAINT:
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    I THINK IT IS CUTE!

    HERE IS THE MIL IN HER PAINTING CLOTHES, GETTING READY TO GET TO WORK:
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    DUDLEY CHASED SQUIRRELS WHILE WE PAINTED:
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    WE WENT TO A HAUNTED HOUSE... IT WAS A SMALL HOME-MADE ONE, BUT THEY DID AN AWESOME JOB!! (YES! THEY WENT ALL OUT!) EVEN WITH A CEMETERY IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE AND SINGING PUMPKINS!! (SEE VIDEO!) THEY EVEN LET ME TAKE PHOTOS!! I ASKED BEFORE I TOOK MY CAMERA IN...

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    THE MIL AND GRAND MIL OUTSIDE OF THE KIDDIE MAZE IN FRONT OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE...
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    VIDEO OF THE SINGING PUMPKINS:


    STROBE LIGHTS INSIDE OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE
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    FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, THOSE SNAKES LOOK SO REAL!!
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    THE KIDS EVEN GOT INVOLVED AND WERE JUMPING OUT OF A CASKET AT PEPLE AS THE ROUNDED A CORNER:
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    THE ENTRY FEE FOR THEIR HAUNTED HOUSE WAS A CAN OF FOOD FOR THE LOCAL FOOD BANK. I THOUGHT IT WAS SO COOL THEY WERE GIVING BACK TO THEIR COMMUNITY!
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    WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE HOUSE, THIS LITTLE SPIDER WAS WAITING FOR US... HE WAS THE ONLY TRICK-OR-TREATER WE GOT ALL NIGHT... TOO BAD WE DIDN'T HAVE THE KIND OF CANDY HE LIKED... LOL!!
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    I CAUGHT THE MIL "ENJOYING" A "CANCER STICK!"
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    WE WENT FOR A RIDE ON SUNDAY EVENING... I MANAGED TO SNAP A COUPLE OF PICKS BEFORE I GOT CAR SICK... LOL!
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    FALL WAS IN FULL SWING AND THE WEATHER WAS PERFECT THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
    THIS TREE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. (THE SAME ONE IN FRONT OF THE THE SHED.) I LOVE THAT SHADE OF YELLOW ON THE LEAVES:
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    I ALMOST FORGOT... I TOOK A PHOTO OF THIS FOR MY BOSS... THEY NAMED A STREET AFTER HER! LOL!
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    IT WAS A FUN WEEKEND AND ON THE DRIVE HOME, WE WATCHED AS ALL OF THE NASCAR DRIVERS HEADED WEST ON I20 TO THEIR NEXT RACE... I AM NOT A FAN AND DIDN'T BOTHER WITH DIGGING OUT THE CAMREA FOR PICS, BUT THE MIL IS A FAN AND KEPT CALLING HOME TO TELL HER HUSBAND WHO'S TRAILERS AND SUCH WERE PASSING US... IT MADE THE TRIP SEEM LESS THAN 12 HOURS. LOL! AND AFTER EVERYTHING... I DIDN'T GET ARRESTED... *SIGH!* MAYBIE NEXT TIME... LOL!

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

  • I THINK I'M GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR THIS...

    EARLIER MY FRIEND AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SUDDENLY "FIND JESUS" AND SEEM TO CHANGE THEIR LIVES OVER-NIGHT... THEY GO FROM BEING THE BIGGEST JERK EVER TO BEING THE PEACE-MAKER...

    PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT TRYING TO "DOWN" ANYONE OR THEIR RELIGION. I AM ONLY MAKING AN OBSERVATION...

    WHAT STARTED THIS WAS I TOLD MY FRIEND ABOUT A GUY WHO HAD WORKED WITH ME AT ANOTHER PLACE AND WHO WAS FIRED BECAUSE HE CAME IN AND CURSED OUT THE ENTIRE MANAGEMENT STAFF AND REFUSED TO WEAR A UNIFORM. BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY...

    ABOUT A YEAR AGO, I SAW THIS SAME GUY AND HE WAS ALL CLEANED UP AND WEARING A SUIT... HE HAD "FOUND JESUS" AND HAD CAME UP TO ME AS IF HE HAD NEVER CURSED ME OUT AND AS IF WE WERE OLD FRIENDS... TO TELL ME ABOUT JESUS...

    THAT LED ME TO THINKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO "FIND" JESUS... SO I WAS LIKE: ARE THEY WALKING THROUGH A HOUSE AND GO "WHAT'S IN THIS CLOSET?" OPEN THE DOOR AND SAY "OH! WOW! JESUS IS IN HERE!!" "DID YOU KNOW JESUS IS IN THIS CLOSET?" "HI JESUS! WHY ARE YOU HIDING IN HERE? TURN THIS WATER TO WINE FOR ME, PLEASE? I AM HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT... YOU CAN COME OF COURSE, I MEAN, IT IS NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO... SITTING ALONE IN A DARK CLOSET..." LOL!!

    THEN I STARTED THINKING OF ALL THE PLACES PEOPLE COULD HAVE "FOUND JESUS." UNDER ROCKS... IN TREE HOUSES... IN DESK DRAWERS (WHAT? HE'S JESUS! HE COULD FIT!) LOL! IN CHANGING ROOMS... "THOSE JEANS LOOK AWESOME ON YOU! OMG! YOU'RE JESUS!! I'M SUCH A FAN!!" LOL!!

    I WAS REMINDED OF THE SCENE IN FOREST GUMP WHEN LIEUTENANT DAN ASKS FOREST IF HE HAD FOUND JESUS AND FOREST REPLIES THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR HIM... LOL!

Saturday, 17 October 2009

  • FUN WITH FAMILY

    I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE PARK WITH MY NIECES... THEY ARE SO MUCH FUN!

    I HAD THE CUTEST CHAT WITH THE OLDEST:

    N: "I WANT YOU TO COME HOME WITH ME!"
    ME: "I CAN'T UNCLE THOMAS WILL BE SAD IF I DON'T COME HOME!"
    N: "HE'S NOT CRYING!"

    LOL!! SHE IS TOO CUTE SOMETIMES! I TOOK A FEW PHOTOS OF THEM PLAYING ON THE SLIDE... I HAD TO USE MY CELL PHONE SINCE I FORGOT MY CAMERA AT HOME! LOL!

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Wednesday, 14 October 2009

  • Currently: Stars: The Best of the Cranberries, 1992-2002
    - WHEN YOU'RE GONE

    TIME...

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    IT IS FUNNY HOW EVEN THOUGH TIME PASSES THE SAME FOR EVERYONE WE ALL PERCEIVE IT DIFFERENTLY... THE DAY MAY SEEM TO DRAG FOR ONE PERSON, BUT SPEED BY FOR ANOTHER... IT IS JUST ODD TO ME...

    MY MOM AND I WERE TALKING AND IT REMINDED ME OF THIS TOPIC... SO BLAME HER! LOL!

    THOMAS AND I HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF TELLING TIME IN OUR RELATIONSHIP... THE PAST 12 YEARS OF OUR LIVES HAVE BEEN SPENT TOGETHER, SO OUR MEMORIES GET BLURRY ABOUT SOME THINGS... SO TO KEEP IT STRAIGHT, WE HAVE TIME PERIODS... LIKE THE "MOODS" OF AN ARTIST... THERE IS THE HIGH SCHOOL PERIOD... THE PERK PERIOD (WE DON'T TALK MUCH ABOUT THAT TIME) AND THEN THERE IS THE "ALABAMA/ MS. STATE PHASE... WHERE I WAS IN AL. AND HE WAS AT STATE... AND THEN THERE IS THE TIME WHEN WE BOTH LIVED IN STARKVILLE... WE HAVE THREE SUB-PERIODS IN THAT TIME... THERE IS 50 PRE-DANIEL (THE ROOMMATE FROM HELL) AND 50 WITH DANIEL. THEN THERE IS 98. WE THEN HAVE THE "PERK HOUSE" TIME PERIOD THE PERKHENRY PERIOD, AND THEN THERE IS THE PRESENT, WHICH DOES NOT REALLY HAVE A NAME YET... WHO KNOWS WHAT WE WILL CALL IT... WHO KNOWS IF IT WILL BE REMEMBERED FONDLY OR NOT... OR IF IT WILL BE LIKE OUR PERK TIME AND IS NEVER REALLY TALKED ABOUT, DESPITE THE GOOD TIMES...

    SO... HOW DO YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR TIME?

Monday, 12 October 2009

  • Currently: The Essential Electric Light Orchestra
    - DON'T BRING ME DOWN

    I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE MY PARENTS...

    SOMETIMES IT IS EASY TO LOSE SIGHT OF THINGS... LIFE COMES AT YOU HARD AND FAST AND YOU OFTEN FORGET JUST WHAT YOU HAVE...

    SOME PEOPLE AREN'T SO LUCKY. SOME PEOPLE HAVE DUMPED THEIR WHOLE LIFE'S GOALS AND VALUES ON THEIR KIDS. THEY EXPECT “SALLY” OR “JUNIOR” TO ACHIEVE ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS THEY NEVER DID. “YOU MUST BE THE NEXT GREAT COMPOSER!” OR “YOU MUST GET INTO YALE BECAUSE I NEVER DID!” THEY SAY TO THEIR KIDS... KIDS WHO HAVE GOALS AND DREAMS OF THEIR OWN. KIDS WHO WILL FOREVER FEEL TRAPPED BETWEEN THEIR OWN GOALS AND DREAMS THAT SEEM EVER UNATTAINABLE AND THEIR PARENT'S OVER-BEARING WISHES AND DEMANDS ON THEM. THEY ARE IN A BAD SITUATION... THESE KIDS HAVE BEEN MADE TO FEEL THAT ANYTHING LESS THAN REACHING THESE EXPECTATIONS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. THEY MARCH TOWARDS THEIR PARENT'S WISHES INSPITE OF THEMSELVES. FOR ASKING FOR THEIR FREEDOM WOULD HURT MOM AND DAD AND THEY COULD NOT LIVE WITH THEMSELVES AFTERWARDS... SO THE KID JUST SUFFERS IN MISERY AND SNEAKS BEHIND THEIR PARENTS' BACKS TO DO THE THINGS THEY REALLY WANT.

    SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT GROWING UP IN FOSTER CARE GAVE ME A LACK OF RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY. I DISAGREE. I RESPECT EVERYONE. WITHIN REASON. I AM FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE PARENTS WHO HAVE DONE THEIR BEST TO PREPARE ME FOR THE WORLD. THEY HAVE SPENT SO MUCH TIME TELLING ME THAT NO MATTER HOW BAD I WANT IT TO, THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND ME. THEY HAVE LET ME KNOW THAT THOUGH THEY WOULD LOVE TO SEE ME GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE AND HAVE A FAMILY AND LIVE THE “AMERICAN DREAM” THEY HAVE ALSO LET ME KNOW THAT IT IS MY LIFE AND I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN MISTAKES AND LEARN THE LESSONS OF LIFE. THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THEY LOVE ME AND THEY KNOW THAT I NEED TO LEARN THESE LESSONS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME. THEY WOULD BE SETTING ME UP FOR FAILURE IF THEY WERE TO TRY TO HERD ME INTO SOME FANTASY DREAMS AND GOALS THEY HAD FOR ME.

    IT IS NOT DISRESPECTFUL TO LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE ON YOUR OWN TERMS. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR KID IF YOU DON'T BULLY THEM INTO A LIFESTYLE THAT YOU THINK IS BEST FOR THEM. AT SOME POINT, YOU HAVE TO LET GO AND LET THEM TRY TO FLY ON THEIR OWN AND TRUST THAT YOU HAVE TAUGHT THEM THE THINGS THEY NEED TO KNOW AND THAT THEY WILL FLY BACK HOME WHEN THEY CAN'T FLY ANYWHERE ELSE! IT IS PART OF LIFE. NO PERSON WANTS TO LIVE IN A CAGE. IF YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE A PERSON INTO SOMETHING YOU WANT THEM TO BE AND THEY DON'T WANT IT... IT IS THE SAME AS FORCING THEM INTO A CAGE. THE OLD ADDAGE “IF YOU LOVE IT SET IT FREE...” IS SO TRUE!

Sunday, 13 September 2009

  • Currently: Incredible Hulk (Widescreen Edition)

    MY FAIR ADVENTURE...

    THE FAIR WAS IN TOWN THIS PAST WEEK... I. OF COURSE, HAD TO GET IN SOME PHOTOS... I WORKED ON MY NIGHT PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS AND I GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH THE NIECES AND THE OTHER MUNCHKINS IN MY LIFE... WICH IS ALWAYS NICE. SO HERE ARE THOSE PHOTOS:

    THERE WAS A LIVESTOCK SHOW AND A PETTING ZOO (WHICH WAS TOO CROWDED FOR A PHOTO.)

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    BUT THE COWS WERE KIND ENOUGH TO POSE FOR ME...

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    THE FAIR FROM THE BACK OF THE FAIR GROUNDS:
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    THESE SIGNS WERE ON ALL THE RIDES:
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    THERE WAS THE OCTOPUS RIDE:

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    THE SWINGS ARE FUN...
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    THIS IS MY FAVORITE RIDE...
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    I MADE A DEAL WITH BRANDON THAT IF HE RODE THIS WITH ME, I WOULD RIDE THE TILT-A-WHIRL WITH HIM (I HATE THAT RIDE!!) HE IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS AND HATES THE FEELING OF FALLING... BUT HE AGREED. WE GOT ON AND HE WHINED LIKE A BABY AND TURNED RED, CLOSED HIS EYES AND WAS SO AFRAID. IT WAS FUNNY. PERSONALLY, I LOVE HIGH PLACES AND THE FEELING OF FREE FALLING. IT IS JUST AWESOME...

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    THE KIDS LOVED THE GRAVATRON.
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    THE TYPICAL CARNIVAL BOOTHS...
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    I LOVE THIS PHOTO!
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    I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS RIDE IS CALLED, IT DIDN'T HAVE A SIGN.
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    DON'T THEY LOOK SO HAPPY? THIS IS THE WAY WE TORTURE OUR KIDS IN MISSISSIPPI... WE TAKE THEM TO THE FAIR. LOL!

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    SOME OF THOSE NIGHT PHOTOS:
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    THE TILT-A-WHIRL: I HATE THAT RIDE!! LOL! I GET CAR-SICK IN A MOVING CAR GOING IN A STRAIGHT LINE... SO I DON'T REALLY FIND SPINNING TO BE FUN. I TYPICALLY STAY FAR FROM THESE TYPE RIDES... THOUGH I RODE IT ONCE FOR BRANDON IN PAYMENT FOR HIM RIDING THE SEA DRAGON WITH ME. LOL! HERE IS A PHOTO OF KELLI, HER DAUGHTER, AND WHITNEY ON THE BLASTED CONTRAPTION. LOL!

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    EVERY YEAR, ON THE FRIDAY OF FAIR WEEK, THE TOWN SHUTS DOWN. THE SCHOOLS CLOSE AND THERE IS A PARADE FOR THE FAIR. NONE OF THE FAIR PEOPLE PARTICIPATE, BUT THE LOCALS COME OUT IN FULL FLAIR AND THEN SOME FOR A 10 MINUTE PARADE THROUGH TOWN. THERE ARE HORSES, OLD CARS, THE SCHOOL BAND, AND THIS YEAR... THERE WAS THE BUMPER'S CREW... OKAY, SO IT WAS JUST ASHLEY, THE MUNCHKINS AND I, BUT WE DID GET SOME BUSINESS OUT OF THE DEAL. THAT WAS THE POINT.

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    THEY LOVED THROWING CANDY AND BEING IN THE PARADE. THEY LOOKED SO CUTE IN BUMPER'S SHIRTS TOO!

    HORSE AND RIDER FROM THE PARADE:
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    AND THE TWO MOST ADORABLE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD EATING ICE CREAM:
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    WE HAD TO CLEAN THEM UP BEFORE WE COULD TAKE THEM TO THE FAIR. LOL! UNFORTUNATELY, I DIDN'T GET ANY PHOTOS OF THEM AT THE FAIR. IT WAS RAINING AND I FORGOT MY RAIN SLEVE AT HOME... THEY RODE THE FERRIS WHEEL WITH ME AND THEY LOVED IT A LOT. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD CRY OR FUSS ABOUT BEING SO HIGH, BUT THEY WERE SAD TO GET OFF WHEN THE RIDE STOPPED. THEY EVEN THANKED THE MAN OPERATING THE RIDE FOR LETTING THEM RIDE. LOL! THEY EVEN RODE THE TILT-A-WHIRL WITH THEIR MOTHER. I WAS NOT ABOUT TO BRAVE THAT ONE AGAIN! LOL!

    IT WAS A FUN AND EXCITING TIME. I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE A BOSS WHO LETS ME TAKE TIME OFF WITH MY FAMILY, A FAMILY WHO LOVES ME, AND FRIENDS TO RIDE SCARRY FAIR RIDES WITH ME. I AM BLESSED IN SO MANY OTHER WAYS TOO. LIFE REALLY IS GOOD!

Thursday, 10 September 2009

  • I'M... MEAN??

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    OKAY, I ADMIT IT... I CAN BE MEAN... IT IS JUST IN MY NATURE. IT IS TYPICALLY JUST JOKING KIND OF MEAN. NOT REALLY TO HURT PEOPLE. LIKE PUSHING THE CAT OFF OF THE BED WHEN SHE IS OBVIOUSLY COMFORTABLE. IT IS JUST FOR FUN AND WHILE KINDA MEAN, IT DOES NOT HURT HER. BUT I NEVER THINK OF MYSELF AS TRULY MEAN. THE KIND OF MEAN THAT GOES OUT OF ONE'S WAY TO CAUSE PAIN TO OTHERS. EMOTIONAL OR OTHERWISE.

    THIS CAME ABOUT BECAUSE I AM EXCITED THAT WAL-MART IN WIGGINS HAS BOUGHT NEW SHOPPING CARTS. THEY ARE METAL AND MUCH LIKE THE ONES OF MY CHILDHOOD. THEY HAVE THE RUST-PROOF COATING ON THEM AND ARE A BIT LARGER, BUT OTHERWISE, MUCH THE SAME. WHEN THEY WENT TO THE OLD PLASTIC ONES, I WAS TOLD THAT THEY WERE MADE SO THAT CHILDREN COULD NOT HURT THEIR HANDS AND FINGERS IN THE METAL BARS AND THE METAL PARTS. THIS ANNOYED ME. (SHOCKER, RIGHT?) IT IS NOT THAT I WANT KIDS TO HURT THEIR FINGERS, BUT I LOOK AT CHILDHOOD BOO-BOOS AS CHARACTER BUILDING AND LEARNING EXPERIENCE.

    ALONG THAT VEIN: I DO NOT AGREE WITH CHILD-PROOFING A LIVING SPACE. CHILDREN NEED TO GET HURT TO LEARN SOMETIMES. YOU REMEMBER NOT TO TOUCH THE STOVE AFTER BURNING YOURSELF. ONLY THE STUPID KIDS KEEP DOING WHAT HURTS THEM. THAT IS HOW WE TELL THE STUPID KIDS FROM THE SMART ONES.
    "WHAT IS WRONG WITH JOHNNY'S HAND?"
    "HE DIDN'T LEARN THAT THE SHOPPING CARTS WILL PINCH HIM!"
    "OKAY. WELL, NO WONDER HE NEVER BECAME A ROCKET SCIENTIST!"
    IF YOUR CHILD IS SO DUMB THEY PULL THE LAMP CORD AND THE LAMP FALLS ON THEM, THEY DESERVE THE PAIN!

    MY BROTHER AND I WILL BOTH TELL YOU THAT WE DID NOT HAVE THE BEST CHILDHOOD EVER, BUT THE ONE THING WE BOTH THINK WAS THE BEST PART WAS GETTING HURT. IT WAS FUN FOR US TO FALL OUT OF TREES, SKIN OUR KNEES, AND GET INTO FIGHTS. IT IS A PART OF GROWING UP. SURE, THERE WAS PAIN, BUT IT WAS TEMPORARY. WE HAVE SCARS, BUT WE ALSO HAVE STORIES TO TELL ABOUT TREE HOUSES, GO KARTS, BIKE RIDES DOWN DUSTY DIRT ROADS WITHOUT KNEE PADS OR HELMETS! WE LEARNED ABOUT BROTHER AND SISTER BONDING. WE LEARNED THAT WE NEED EACH OTHER AND THAT WE ARE NOT INVINCIBLE. THERE WERE BLACK EYES AND STITCHES, BUT WE LIVED. WE LEARNED TO USE TOOLS AND TO FIX THINGS. WE LEARNED. THAT IS THE KEY! ARE THERE OTHER WAYS TO LEARN THESE LESSONS? I AM SURE THERE ARE, BUT IF YOUR KID IS OVER SEVEN AND HAS NEVER HAD A SKINNED KNEE AND A STORY ABOUT A BIKE WRECK, THEN YOU HAVE SHELTERED THEM TOO MUCH!

    I DON'T FIND IT SURPRISING THAT OUT OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW, THE ONES WHO ARE THE HARDEST WORKERS IN MY GENERATION ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE HAD SKINNED KNEES, THE ONES WHO HAVE SCARS (EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL!) AND THE ONES WHO HAVE HAD A FEW STITCHES. THEY HAVE LEARNED THAT GETTING YOUR HANDS DIRTY IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. THEY HAVE LEARNED THAT FUN CAN TAKE MANY FORMS. THEY HAVE LEARNED THAT A LITTLE BIT OF WORK WON'T KILL THEM.

    DO I THINK YOU CAN THROW YOUR KIDS OUT AT SUNRISE AND CALL THEM BACK IN AT SUNSET? NO. IT IS UNSAFE IN THIS DAY AND AGE. BUT YOU CAN LET THEM MAKE MUD PIES AND BUILD FORTS IN THE BACK YARD. YOU CAN LET THEM RIDE THEIR BIKE WITHOUT A HELMET ONCE IN A WHILE. PERHAPS THEY WILL LEARN TO STAY ON MORE!

    CHILDREN TODAY ARE TOO PROTECTED. IF A PARENT SHOWS UP AT THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH A KID AND A SKINNED KNEE, THE AUTHORITIES ARE CALLED! (THIS HAPPENED TO A FRIEND OF MINE!!) AND THEY ARE INVESTIGATED. THIS IS INSANE! THE KID FELL, IT HAPPENS! ARE THEIR ABUSIVE PARENTS? YES! BUT TO ASSUME THAT EVERY PARENT IS ABUSIVE BECAUSE THEY DON'T WRAP THEIR CHILD IN BUBBLE WRAP AND LOCK THEM IN A CLOSET WITH A CHILD-PROOF DOOR KNOB IS INSANE!!

    I REFUSE TO CHILD-PROOF MY HOME. MY NEICES COME OVER AND THE LAMP CORD IS NOT ZIP-TIED TO THE TABLE, THE CABINET DOORS ARE ARE NOT FASTENED WITH THOSE STUPID LOCKS, THERE ARE NO CHILD GATES OR ANY VALUABLES BEING PUT AWAY ON HIGHER SHELVES. THEY KNOW BETTER THAN TO GO INTO CABINETS AND TO PLAY WITH THINGS THAT ARE NOT THEIRS. I FULLY BELIEVE THAT IF YOU TEACH A CHILD THAT CABINETS ARE NOT PLAY LAND AND THINGS ON SHELVES ARE NOT TO BE TOUCHED, THEY WILL NOT MESS WITH THEM. AND IF THEY DO, THEY WILL BE PUNISHED BY A SMASHED FINGER OR A BUMP ON THE HEAD. IT WILL TEACH THEM NOT TO PLAY WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG.

    AT LEAST I KNOW MY BROTHER CAN TAKE MY NEICES INTO A PERSON'S HOME AND THEY WILL NOT BREAK A VALUABLE COLLECTABLE THAT HE CAN NOT AFFORD TO REPLACE! AND IF THAT MEANS I AM MEAN, THEN I GUESS CALL ME A MEANIE...

Monday, 07 September 2009

  • RANDOM SILLINESS...

    HERE ARE A FEW OTHER THINGS I HAVE BEEN COLLECTING TO SHARE FOR A WHILE NOW...

    I THOUGHT THESE NAPKINS WERE FUNNY...
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    I'VE NEVER HEARD OF "WHITENER" FOR COFFEE... I HAVE HEARD OF CREAMER, THOUGH... PERHAPS THE PEOPLE AT THE MISSISSIPPI WELCOME CENTER HAVE NEVER HEARD OF CREAMER...
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    (YOU CAN KINDA SEE MY REFLECTION IN THAT LAST ONE. LOL!)

    THIS IS WHAT I USE THOSE DOOR HANDLE THINGS FOR IN CARS...
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    I ALSO USE THEM TO HOLD MY CELL PHONE... LOL! CUP HOLDERS TOO! LOL!!

    A FEW WEEKS AGO, BRANDON AND I WENT TO THE LOCAL ARMY SURPLUS STORE... WE TRIED ON HATS...
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    I WOULD SO GET KICKED OUT OF THE MILITARY!! LOL!!

    THEY HAD THIS SIGN UP...
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    I FOUND THESE IN WAL-MART THE OTHER DAY... I HAVE SEEN IT IN CARTOONS. I THOUGHT IT WAS SILLY AND THAT NO ONE WOULD ACTUALLY TRY IT... BUT HERE WE ARE... THE WORLD HAS GONE NUTS!!
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    AND LAST, BUT NEVER LEAST, A PHOTO OF WHITNEY PLAYING IN THE PLAYGROUND...
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  • Currently: One Fierce Beer Coaster
    - WATER, FIRE, BURN

    SINGING IN THE RAIN...

    YESTERDAY, THE BROTHER, THE SISTER -IN- LAW AND THE NIECES CAME FOR A VISIT... WE HEADED TO THE PARK AND PLAYED IN THE RAIN... THEN IN THE MUD... THEN WE ALL WENT HOME FOR HOT SHOWERS... IT WAS A TON OF FUN... I WILL LET MOST OF THE PICS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES...

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    SHE WAS SOOOO PROUD OF HERSELF FOR CLIMBING UP THAT ALL BY HERSELF!!

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    I LOVE THIS PHOTO OF ALEXIS!!

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    WE PLAYED IN THE SPRINKLERS OF THE BALL FIELD. THERE ARE NOT PHOTOS OF THAT SINCE I WAS ALSO IN THE SPRINKLERS... IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!

    THEN THERE WAS MUD...

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    THOMAS WAS USING THE WATER HOSE TO MAKE EVEN MORE MUD THAN THE RAIN HAD MADE... THEN WE LATER USED IT TO HOSE OFF THE MUD...

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    SUSAN DROPPED OFF THE KIDS AND WHITNEY PLAYED IN THE MUD WITH THE GIRLS...

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    WHITNEY DOES A DIVE INTO THE MUD...

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    ALEXIS TAKES A TURN...

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    Muddy Alexis
    SO CUTE... EVEN WHEN COVERED IN MUD!!

    IT WAS AN AWESOME TIME... EVEN RIDING HOME IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK WAS WORTH THE PRICE TO PAY... LIFE IS TOO SHORT, SO SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE TO DANCE IN THE RAIN AND SLING A LITTLE MUD!! I HOPE YOU ARE ALL OUT ENJOYING LIFE AND EVEN THE MUD AND RAIN...

Friday, 04 September 2009

Wednesday, 02 September 2009

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!!

    A FEW OF DAD'S FAVORITE SONGS:







    I MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE FUNNY THINGS I WOULD SEND MY DAD ON HIS BIRTHDAY... A CASKET FULL OF FLOWERS, AN OLD BUS TIRE, OR EVEN A GIANT, CHOCOLATE TOMBSTONE LIKE THE ONE LINDZIE GOT FOR HER BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR... I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT HE WOULD THINK THEY WERE FUNNY AND GET A GOOD LAUGH.

    MY DAD IS AN AWESOME MAN. HE HAS NEVER FAILED TO GIVE ME ADVICE OR A POINT IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION WHEN I NEEDED IT. HE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH TILL YOU NEARLY PEE YOUR PANTS. HE IS OFTEN DOWNRIGHT SILLY, BUT YOU STILL CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. HE SEEMS TO HAVE A VERY POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON LIFE THAT IS NEARLY CONTAGIOUS. YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE THINGS ARE GOING TO BE OKAY WHEN HE IS AROUND. HE IS A MAN WHO IS KIND AND GENEROUS AND LOVING. (PEOPLE SAY THAT ABOUT A LOT OF MEN, BUT IN THIS CASE, IT IS REALLY TRUE!!) HE HAS A WAY OF GETTING THINGS DONE. HE ALSO GETS SOME SORT OF JOY OUT OF PUSHING PEOPLE'S BUTTONS. IT IS ALMOST TOO FUNNY TO WATCH HIM MESS WITH PEOPLE. HE HAS A WAY WITH PEOPLE IN GENERAL. HE CAN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A DRAGON AND SELL ICE TO AN ESKIMO IF HE WANTED TO. HE REMAINS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT WAS BANNED FROM EBAY! LOL! HE IS A JACK OF ALL TRADES. HE IS AN AWESOME PAINTER, WONDERFUL CRAFTSMAN, AND THE BEST DEE-JAY THAT RADIO HAS EVER KNOWN! HE IS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE I KNOW. I SECRETLY THINK HE IS SUPERMAN.

    SO, DAD...
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    I LOVE YOU!

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    I WISH YOU THE BEST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST DAD IN THE WORLD!

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    MAY YOU HAVE A VERY WONDERFUL DAY!

    WITH HUGS AND LOADS OF LOVE: ME!! (OH, AND THE NAPPY HEADED BOY TOO!) LOL!

Friday, 21 August 2009

  • Currently: The 50 Greatest Love Songs
    - ALWAYS ON MY MIND

    HI THERE...

    I HAVE LOADS OF THINGS I COULD BE POSTING ABOUT, BUT THEY WILL TAKE UP TOO MUCH TIME, SO I HAVE STOLEN THIS SURVEY THING FROM SAINTVI TO DO INSTEAD... SORRY I HAVE BEEN SO DULL LATELY...

    What was the last thing you put in your mouth? FRIED RICE
    Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew? NOPE...
    Where was your profile picture taken? IN MY BATHROOM MIRROR.
    Can you play guitar hero? I CAN IF IT IS ON EASY OR BEGINNER OR WHAT EVER IT IS CALLED.
    Name someone that made you laugh today? JOUYOUSWIND'S POST ABOUT HITTING THE YIELD SIGN!!
    How late did you stay up last night and why? I WAS UP TILL ABOUT 3:00 WITH AN AWFUL EAR ACHE... YEP, IT HAS RETURNED!!
    If you could move somewhere else, would you? YES! THERE IS A WHOLE LONG LIST OF PLACES I WANT TO LIVE!!
    Ever been kissed under fireworks? YEP!! SO ROMANTIC...
    Which of your friends lives closest to you? I WOULD GUESS RANDY, HE LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ME!!
    Do you believe ex's can be friends? Yes, with the passage of time. (I AGREE WITH SAINTVI!)
    How do you feel about Dr Pepper? I LOVE IT!!
    When was the last time you cried really hard? I DON'T REMEMBER... I TRY TO FORGET THOSE TIMES.
    Where are you right now? AT HOME, IN MY DINING ROOM. (WITH MISS SCARLET AND A CANDLESTICK! LOL!)
    What bed did you sleep in last night? MY OWN BED!!
    What was the last thing someone bought for you for dinner? LAST NIGHT, THE HUSBAND BOUGHT SUBWAY!!
    Who took your profile picture? ME!
    Who was the last person you took a picture of? MY UNCLE RANDY!
    Was yesterday better than today? ABOUT THE SAME... THOUGH THE DAY IS NOT OVER YET...
    Can you live a day without TV? I SURE CAN!!
    Are you mad about anything? NOT AT THE MONENT...
    Are you upset about anything? YES, BUT IT IS NOT SOMETHING I CAN CHANGE, SO I AM LETTING IT GO!!
    Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? YES! IT IS A LONELY FOOL WHO THINKS HE CAN GET BY ALONE!
    Are you a bad influence? I REALLY AM... SORRY TO SAY... JUST ASK MY HUSBAND. LOL!!
    Night out or night in? DEPENDS ON THE MOOD!
    What items could you not go without during the day? MY iPod!!!!
    Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
    What does the last text message in your inbox say? IT IS A TEXT FROM MY TOE TELLING ME THAT HE DOES NOT FEEL GOOD... POOR BABY!!
    How do you feel about your life right now? I'VE HAD WORSE... SO I AM HAPPY IT IS AS GOOD AS IT IS!!
    Do you hate anyone? NO.
    If we were to look in your xanga inbox, what would we find? I KEEP IT PRETTY EMPTY... BUT MY GOOGLE EMAIL... WELL... THAT'S A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOUR... LOL!
    Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? YEP!!
    Has anyone ever called you perfect before? YEAH, BUT I THINK THEY WERE CONFUSED... OR PERHAPS ON DRUGS... LOL!
    What song is stuck in your head? THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END...
    Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be? A fireman rescuing me. Anyone else is dead meat. (I LOVE THIS ANSWER AND AGREE WITH IT!! LOL!!)
    Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50? I HAVE NOT REALLY GIVEN THIS MUCH THOUGHT. LOL!
    Name something you have to do tomorrow? GO TO WORK.
    Do you think too much or too little? I DON'T KNOW... A BIT OF BOTH??
    Do you smile a lot? I SURE DO!!
    Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone? I THINK IT WAS MY BROTHER, AARON... HMMM...
    Is there something you always wear? TEE SHIRTS AND JEANS... LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!! LOL!
    What were you doing 30 minutes ago? READING MY EMAIL...
    Did you have an exciting last weekend? I SPENT IT WITH MY PARENTS... ALWAYS EXCITING!
    Have you ever crawled through a window? YES.
    Have you ever dyed your hair? YES... I MISS MY BLUE HAIR... (*SIGH!*)
    Are you wearing a necklace? NOPE.
    Are you an emotional person?I THINK SO...
    What's something that can always make you feel better? MUSIC!!
    Will this weekend be a good one? I DUNNO, WE WILL SEE...
    What do you want right now? MY EAR ACHE TO GO AWAY WOULD BE NICE...
    Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? YES! GUY'S CLOTHES ARE SO COMFY!!
    Have you ever worked in a food place? I was a waitress for one memorable day in 1977. (SOUNDS LIKE THERE IS A STORY BEHIND THAT... I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR SOMETIME! LOL!!) YES, I HAVE, PIZZA HUT, PIZZA INN, SUBWAY, AND NOW BUMPER'S... LOL!
    What's on your schedule for tomorrow? WORK AND THEN I DUNNO WHAT...
    Does anyone know your xanga password? HUSBAND MAY... BUT I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE DOES...

Friday, 14 August 2009

  • Currently: Anthology
    - I PUT A SPELL ON YOU

    36 THINGS....

    STOLEN FROM DAESHII

    Directions:
    Write a note completing the 36 sentences starting with “I’ve come to realize…” I'm not going to tag any of you, but if you're reading this and it sounds interesting, please do. I'd love to see your answers.


    1. I've come to realize that my chest-size ...
    IS NOT IMPORTANT!

    2. I've come to realize that my job(s) ...
    SHOULD BE REWARDING AND ENJOYABLE EVEN IF IT IS NOT THE BEST PAYING.

    3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving ...
    I AM A NERVOUS WRECK (NO PUN INTENDED!) IF THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE TRUCK WITH ME!

    4. I've come to realize that I need ...
    TO BE CREATIVE.

    5. I've come to realize that I have lost ...
    VERY LITTLE IN MY LIFE.

    6. I've come to realize that I hate it when ...
    PEOPLE ARE UNWILLING TO LEARN AND TO GROW.

    7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk …
    (I DON'T GET DRUNK!)

    8. I've come to realize that money ...
    IS A FACT OF LIFE, BUT DOES CORRUPT PEOPLE EASILY!

    9. I've come to realize that certain people ...
    WILL NEVER CHANGE. NO MATTER WHAT I SAY OR DO, SO I HAVE TO LOVE THEM THE WAY THEY ARE OR NOT AT ALL!

    10. I've come to realize that I'll always …
    FEEL MUCH YOUNGER THAN I AM... AND THAT IS A GOOD THING!

    11. I've come to realize that my sibling(s) ...
    HAVE TO LEAD THEIR OWN LIVES, BUT I DO NOT HAVE TO BE A PART OF IT IF I DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

    12. I've come to realize that my mom ...
    IS THE PERSON WHO GAVE ME A LIFE, NOT THE PERSON WHO GAVE BIRTH TO ME!

    13. I've come to realize that my cell phone ...
    IS A FUN WAY TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH THE PEOPLE I WANT TO TALK TO!

    14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...
    I HAD A CAT HEAD BUTING ME AND BITING MY HAND FOR ATTENTION...

    15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...
    THAT I AM LUCKY TO HAVE TOE... NOT A NEW REALIZATION, BUT ONE I THINK OF EVERY NIGHT!

    16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...
    THAT I SHOULD GET UP AND PACK AND CLEAN THE HOUSE RATHER THAN PLAY ONLINE... PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!! ...TOMORROW!!

    17. I've come to realize that my dad...
    IS A VERY COOL GUY! (AGAIN, NOT A NEW REALIZATION... LOL!!)

    18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...
    I LIKE SEEING WHAT EVERYONE IS UP TO AND KNOWING ABOUT THEIR LIVES. KNOWING THAT THEY ARE DOING FUN AND EXCITING THINGS.

    19. I've come to realize that today...
    IS GOING TO BE A LONG ONE BECAUSE I AM WAITING FOR MY WEEKEND WITH MY PARENTS!!

    20. I've come to realize that tonight...
    WE WILL WATCH MOVIES, EAT MEATLOAF, AND HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS. WE ARE SO LUCKY!!

    21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
    I WILL BE HANGING OUT WITH MY PARENTS!! WOOT!!

    22. I've come to realize that I really want to...
    COMPLETE COLLEGE! (NEED MONEY!!)

    23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
    NO ONE... I DUNNO... IT IS HIT OR MISS WITH THESE THINGS... LOL!!

    24. I've come to realize that life...
    IS A ROLLER COASTER. THERE ARE TWISTS, TURNS, UP HILLS, AND DOWN HILLS AND LOADS OF PASSENGERS ON THE SAME RIDE. YOU CAN EITHER TOSS UP YOUR COOKIES AND BE MISERABLE, OR THROW YOUR HANDS UP, SCREAM AND ENJOY THE RIDE... IT IS REALLY UP TO YOU. THE ONLY QUESTION IS... WHO WOULD YOU RATHER RIDE BE SIDE? THE GUY WHO IS BARFING OR THE GUY WHO IS SMILING? WHO EVER YOU WOULD RATHER RIDE BESIDE, THAT IS THE PERSON YOU SHOULD BE...

    25. I've come to realize that this weekend...
    IS GOING TO BE ALL TOO SHORT... BUT LOADS OF FUN!!

    26. I've realized the best music to listen to when I am upset...
    GUNS -N- ROSES... JUST SOMETHING THAT I NOTICED WHEN I WAS A KID... G-N-R ALWAYS SEEMED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER... LOL!!

    27. I've come to realize that my friends...
    ARE THE FAMILY I CHOOSE... THEY ARE MY "REAL" BROTHERS AND SISTERS. THEY ARE THERE FOR ME WHEN I AM DOWN AND OUT AND THERE TO JAM WITH ME WHEN TIMES ARE GOOD... THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN TAKE A HIKE! LOL!!

    28. I've come to realize that this year...
    IS GOING TOO FAST. IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY WAS NEW YEAR'S EVE!! LOL!!

    29. I've come to realize that my ex...
    IT STILL AFRAID OF TOE AND I WILL NEVER KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY... LOL!!

    30. I've come to realize that maybe I should...
    JUST DO WHAT I WANT TO DO AND SAY TO HECK WITH WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS!

    31. I've come to realize that I love...
    CAN COME FROM THE STRANGEST SOURCES SOMETIMES!!

    32. I've come to realize that I don't understand...
    PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO CARE ABOUT SOMEONE, BUT DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO HURT THEM...

    33. I've come to realize my past...
    HAPPENED FOR A REASON... I MAY NOT SEE IT ALL NOW, OR EVEN TOMORROW, BUT ONE DAY IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE... AND I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD MANY OF MY JOYS IF I HAD NOT HAD A FEW SORROWS FIRST.

    34. I've come to realize that parties...
    ARE OVER-RATED SOMETIMES... THE BEST TIMES ARE WHEN A FEW OF MY FRIENDS AND I GOT TOGETHER AND HAD FUN AND NEVER PUT A LABEL ON IT...

    35. I've come to realize that I'm totally terrified...
    OF NOT EVER ACHIEVING ANY OF MY DREAMS...

    36. I've come to realize that my life...
    IS FAR FROM "NORMAL" AND COULD BE A LIFETIME MOVIE! LOL!!

Wednesday, 05 August 2009

  • I QUIT!!

    chickenfired2

    chickenterrible

    FUNNY THAT SAVAGE CHICKENS HAS BEEN WORK-RELATED THIS WEEK...

    DUE TO A SITUATION THAT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH AND WON'T GO INTO HERE, THE ATMOSPHERE AT THE MAT HAS BEEN AS SOUR AS ICE CREAM IN A PARKING LOT THIS SUMMER... IT HAD GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE EVEN CUSTOMERS WERE MAKING COMMENTS ON THE SUBJECT. I FELT THE NEED TO MOVE ON BEFORE MATTERS GOT ANY WORSE.

    MONDAY, I WAS TRYING TO APPLY FOR A JOB AT A CHECK ADVANCE BUSINESS, BUT WHEN I CALLED MY FRIEND, LINDZIE, TO SEE IF I COULD GET HER APPROVAL TO USE HER AT A REFERENCE, SHE ASKED ME TO COME WORK FOR HER...

    SO YESTERDAY, I WENT TO TURN IN MY KEY AND LET THE MAT CO-IRKERS KNOW THAT I AM NO LONGER EMPLOYED THERE... THEN I HEADED TO LOUISIANA TO SPEND TIME WITH MY AUNTS AND UNCLE FOR THE B-DAY PARTY THEY WANTED TO THROW ME...

    THEY DIDN'T GET A SWING AT THE PARTY BECAUSE I HAD TO COME HOME EARLY, BUT THAT IS OKAY. I STILL ENJOYED SPENDING TIME WITH THEM.

    I ENDED UP COMING HOME EARLY BECAUSE TOE NEEDED A RIDE HOME FROM WORK, SO I HAD TO GO PICK HIM UP... NOW WE ARE WORKING ON GETTING HIM A VEHICLE SO HE WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DRIVE THE BIG, BLUE MARSHMALLOW...

    SO, THAT UPDATES YOU... AND EXPLAINS NEARLY EVERYTHING... I AM OFF TO PLAY WoW NOW... (YEAH, I AM BACK AT THAT AGAIN!!)

Sunday, 02 August 2009

  • Currently: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
    - FIXING A HOLE

    EMAILED TO ME BY A FRIEND...

    THIS CAME ON THE TAIL END OF A REALLY LONG EMAIL THAT I WON'T SHARE HERE, BUT I THOUGHT THE POEM WAS FUNNY/TRUE ENOUGH TO PASS ALONG... SO HERE GOES:

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes
    Are the rule.

    Tax his work,
    Tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts
    Anyway!
    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.
    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirt,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.

    Tax his cigars,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries
    Tax his tears.

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers;
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.
    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.

    Put these words
    Upon his tomb,
    'Taxes drove me
    to my doom...'

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    Its time to apply
    The inheritance tax.

Saturday, 01 August 2009

  • Currently: Legend - The Best Of Bob Marley And The Wailers (New Packaging)
    - STIR IT UP

    COMPANY PICNIC...

    HOWDY FOLKS! I JUST WANTED TO TAKE THE TIME TO SHARE A HANDFUL OR SO OF THE PHOTOS I TOOK YESTERDAY AT THE HUSBAND'S COMPANY PICNIC.

    IT WAS A FUN DAY... THOUGH I CAME HOME BADLY SUNBURNT AND HE CAME COME SLIGHTLY BURNT FROM ALL DAY IN THE HOT SUN, WE BOTH HAD FUN AND IT WAS A GOOD DAY, EVEN WITH A LIGHT SPRINKLE AND THREATENING CLOUDS LOOMING NEARBY.

    THERE WAS STANDING AROUND...

    THIS IS HUBBIE'S STEP-DAD, AKA "BIG ROGE!" LOOK AT THOSE CHICKEN LEGS!! LOL!!
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    THIS IS TOE AND "OTHER" BRANDON, AKA "DOOKIE" (I DUNNO HOW THAT CAME ABOUT!)
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    THERE WERE THINGS TO BOUNCE ON/IN...
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    TROPHIES TO WIN...
    100_2622

    O' WARS TO TUG...
    100_2639

    HORSE SHOES TO TOSS...
    100_2640

    FRIENDS TO CATCH UP WITH...
    100_2654

    SUMOS TO WRESTLE...
    100_2686

    LOADS OF FOOD TO EAT...
    100_2716

    FACES TO PAINT...
    100_2703

    SOFTBALL TO PLAY...
    100_2767

    AND LEADERS TO CHEER...
    100_2819

    THEY PLAYED THE OLD PEOPLE (I CALLED THEM TEAM ICY HOT! LOL!) VS THE YOUNGER PEOPLE (TEAM WHIPPER SNAPPERS! LOL!) TEAM ICY HOT WON... LOL! THE THING WAS, IT WAS BACKWARDS, YOU HAD TO SWITCH HIT (IF YOU WERE A LEFTY, YOU HAD TO BAT RIGHT.) AND THIRD BASE WAS FIRST BASE. YOU ALSO HAD TO THROW WRONG HANDED. THE OLDER PEOPLE CLAIMED THAT MOST OF THEM WERE SWICTH HITTERS NATURALLY AND THAT IS WHY THEY WON... I AM NOT SURE IF THAT WAS THE CASE OR NOT, BUT FUN WAS HAD BY ALL AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS...

    BUTCH LOOKS WORN OUT! LOL!...
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    LIKE I SAID... IT WAS FUN!!

    THIS PHOTO OF BIG ROGE MADE ME LAUGH... HE WAS ON BASE, BUT HE LOOKED LIKE HE MIGHT HAVE JUST LANDED AND PROUDLY YELLED "I'LL SAVE YOU!!" LIKE SOME SUPER HERO! LOL! (WHEN HE WAS RUNNING THE BASES, I YELLED "RUN CHICKEN LEGS!!" ROFL!!)
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    I TOOK OVER 217 PHOTOS YESTERDAY... TOE'S BOSS WANTS ME TO PUT THEM ON A CD FOR HIM SO HE CAN SHARE THEM WITH THE COMPANY AND PUT THEM ON THE COMPANY WEB SITE... THEY FORGOT TO BRING A CAMERA AND DIDN'T THINK TO HIRE SOMEONE TO TAKE PHOTOS FOR THEM UNTIL I SHOWED UP AND WAS SNAPPING FOR MY OWN ENJOYMENT. LOL! BUT THAT IS OKAY. I GOT OUT OF HELPING WITH THE FACE PAINTING... SO I WAS HAPPY! LOL!

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

  • Currently: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
    - YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE

    SONG TITLES...

    TAKEN FROM BUDDLY47

    I TAGGED TWO PEOPLE... BUDDLY47 AND AI_SHITEMO HIM, BECAUSE HE IS WHERE I GOT THIS LITTLE GEM, AND HER BECAUSE I AM REALLY INTERESTED IN HER ANSWERS... OTHERWISE... IF YOU ARE READING THIS, CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED.
    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

    Using only SONG NAMES from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions (Wikipedia is your friend). Pass it on to 25 people and include me. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think. So is tagging 25 people.

    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

    Pick Your Artist:
    THE BEATLES
    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

    Are you male or female?
    GIRL

    Describe yourself:
    HONEY PIE

    How do you feel about yourself?
    RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

    Describe where you currently live:
    OCTOPUS'S GARDEN

    If you could be anywhere, where would you be?
    PENNY LANE

    Your favorite form of transportation:
    MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR

    Your best friend(s) is/are:
    MEAN MR. MUSTARD

    Your favorite color is:
    MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER

    What's the weather like?
    HERE COMES THE SUN

    Favorite Time of Day:
    GOOD NIGHT

    If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?
    HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN

    What is life to you?
    HELTER SKELTER

    What is the best advice you have to give?
    JOHNNY B. GOODE

    If you could change your name, what wouldit be?
    HEY JUDE

    Your favorite food is:
    STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER

    Thought for the Day:
    LET IT BE

    How I would like to die:
    FREE AS A BIRD

    My soul's present condition:
    GOOD DAY SUNSHINE

    My motto:
    I'M HAPPY JUST TO DANCE WITH YOU!

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

  • SLAP YA MAMA SMOKE HOUSE & BBQ...

    TODAY I HAD TO RUN TO WAL*MART FOR A COUPLE OF THINGS...

    I WAS HUNGRY AND WENDY'S IS RIGHT THERE, SO I DECIDED TO PULL IN TO GET SOMETHING QUICK... I REALLY DIDN'T WANT WENDY'S, BUT THE CHOICES HERE IN TOWN ARE KINDA LIMITED... ESPECIALLY FOR QUICK FOOD...

    WELL, I PULL UP TO THE ORDER BOARD AND ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW... I WAS INSTANTLY SMACKED IN THE FACE BY THE MOST MOUTH-WATERING SMELL OF SMOKED MEAT AND BARBECUE... THE WOMAN SAID "MAY I TAKE YOUR ODRDER?" I SAID "ONE MINUTE" AS I LOOKED AROUND FOR THE SOURCE OF THE SMELL. IN THE TINY STRIP MALL BESIDE WENDY'S, THERE IS NOW A BBQ JOINT... I HAD HEARD OF IT BEFORE, EVEN SMELLED IT BEFORE, BUT SUDDENLY, I ROLLED UP MY WINDOW AND ZOOMED OVER TO THE SOURCE OF THAT BEAUTIFUL SMELL...

    I HAD TO GET OUT OF THE TRUCK AND THOUGH I WAS IN A HURRY, I NOTED THAT THE LUNCH CROWD HAD CLEARED AND THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO SERVE ME PRETTY QUICKLY... SO I WENT ON IN. THEY HAVE A LARGE BARREL OF PEANUTS IN THE ENTRY WAY AND THERE ARE PEANUT SHELLS ON THE FLOOR. IN THE BACK GROUND, SO FAINT YOU CAN ALMOST NOT HEAR IT, THEY WERE PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC. IT WOULD NOT HAVE DROWNED OUT ANY CONVERSATION YOU WOULD BE HAVING. THEY HAD A FEW TABLES SCATTERED AROUND THEIR SMALL DINING AREA. THEY WERE WOODEN AND COVERED WITH VARNISHED, BURNED PAGES FROM THE BIBLE. I WILL HAVE TO ASK FOR PERMISSION TO GET SOME PHOTOS OF THEM SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I MEAN...

    I WAS PROMPTLY GREETED AND WAS SHOWN THE LARGE MENU HANGING OVER THE COUNTER. THEY HAVE ALL OF THE TYPICAL BBQ/SMOKE HOUSE SELECTIONS... RIBS, CHICKEN, SAUSAGE... AND THE TYPICAL SIDES THAT YOU'D FIND AT ANY FAMILY BBQ... SO THE SELECTION WAS LIMITED, BUT STANDARD. THEY HAVE THE "FAMILY" MENU WHERE YOU CAN ORDER ENOUGH TO FEED EVERYONE INCLUDING COUSIN JED, AND THEN THEY HAVE THE INDIVIDUAL MENU, WHERE YOU CAN FEED YOURSELF A DECENT MEAL FOR A DECENT PRICE. (ALL OF THEIR PRICES ARE VERY REASONABLE. YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY A PACK OF CHICKEN IN THE MARKET AROUND HERE FOR WHAT THEY SELL YOU A COOKED ONE!) I ORDERED A 1/4 CHICKEN (THAT IS THE SMALLEST THEY SERVE!) AND ONE SIDE (POTATO SALAD.) AND A DRINK AND PAID $5.49 FOR MY MEAL. (DINE IN GETS FREE REFILLS!)

    MY CHICKEN CAME WITH THE BBQ SAUCE ON THE SIDE, WHICH IS GOOD FOR ME BECAUSE I AM NOT A FAN OF SAUCES. SO I ATE MINE WITH NO BBQ SAUCE, BUT IT WAS STILL REALLY GOOD. IT WAS JUICY TOO. NOT AT ALL DRIED OUT. (SOME PLACES COULD CLAIM TO SELL JERKY THE WAY THEY COOK IT, BUT NOT HERE!)

    IT WAS GOOD FOOD, WONDERFUL SERVICE, THE ATMOSPHERE WAS GOOD (EVEN THOUGH I DID NOT DINE IN, I WOULDN'T HAVE FELT UNCOMFORTABLE DOING SO.) AND THE PRICE WAS WELL BELOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE PAID AT SOME OTHER JOINTS OF THE SAME KIND. OVERALL, I THINK EVEN IF YOU LIVE IN ALASKA, YOU SHOULD TAKE A TRIP HERE, JUST TO EAT AT THIS BBQ PLACE... BUT CALL ME UP BEFORE YOU DO, WE CAN GO TOGETHER!!

Thursday, 23 July 2009

FUNKIEFAIRY

  • Visit FUNKIEFAIRY's Xanga Site
    • Name: SKHI
    • Birthday: 8/6/1981
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 7/30/2008

About Me

  • I'M A CAPS WHORE... FOR EVERYTHING ELSE: YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO GET TO KNOW ME...